So we were chilling on the potty, waiting for some peepee to happen, when I decided to ask about emotions.
Me: What do you do when you’re happy?
Anthony: Huh?
Me: When you’re happy, you smile! What do you do when you’re sad?
Anthony: Cry.
Me: That’s right. What do you do when you hear something funny?
Anthony: Laugh!
Me: Yes. What do you do when you’re happy?
Anthony: Laugh too, and smile!
Me: Yay! What do you do when you’re angry?
Anthony – looks me dead in the eye: Say “Oh Fuck.”
Me: ……. That’s right.
OYYYYYYY